Last updated on April 24th, 2022 at 12:43 am
What child doesn’t love a silly joke? Put a smile on your little one’s face this holiday season with these gingerbread man jokes. Just print, and then cut these out to include with your child’s lunch to let them know you’re thinking of them. You can also put these fun printables in your party favor bags. (Here is a cute little treat bag topper, in case you are making holiday treat bags this year.)
You get two pages of free printables for you and your little ones to enjoy. Just click to print below. Happy Holidays!
Note: When printing, adjust to fit to your page size if needed. The page will be larger than shown here.
Gingerbread Man Jokes PDF Printables
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Answer: Candy canes.
What do gingerbread men sleep on?
Answer: Cookie sheets!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Answer: Because he felt crumby.
Why do basketball players like gingerbread cookies?
Answer: Because they can dunk them.
What does a gingerbread man like to drink?
Answer: Ginger ale.
How does a gingerbread man start his car?
Answer: With his cook-keys.
What did the gingerbread man say at the job interview?
Answer: I think I’m cut out for this position!
How do gingerbread men keep their jackets closed?
Answer: With ginger snaps.
What do you call a gingerbread man who goes to school?
Answer: A smart cookie!
Why couldn’t the gingerbread man start an online bakery?
Answer: He accidentally deleted all of his cookies.